10 Things You Never Want to Hear at Your Startup

1. “Process is a crutch.” – Signed, your COO
2. “You’re sure you want exactly what’s in this requirements doc?” – Signed, your CTO
3. “What’s a twitter?” – Signed, your CMO
4. “Man, these guys just do not want to say yes, do they?” – Signed, your EVP of Sales
5. “Pick a color, any color.” – Signed, your Design Director
6. “What’s the difference?” – Signed, your Accountant
7. “Nope, I got it all UP HERE.” – Signed, your Project Manager
8. “Man, that judge was hilarious.” – Signed, your Attorney
9. “I mean, the site went down because you had a ton of customers.  Let’s look at the bright side here!” – Signed, your ISP
10. “Well, it sounds like a great business model to me.” – Signed, your Receptionist

 

 

Joey Flores
EVP of Marketing
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